Quoting the incoherent since June 2005.
"The horses are the horses. He's not a horse yet.
He's a little pony trying to be a horse.''
-Dusty Baker, the master of metaphores about Sergio Mitré.
“There are certain things he works on, certain things we all have to improve on.
He’s improved on his defense, he’s improved on his baserunning.
He’s improved on his arm strength and accuracy. He’s extremely strong.
The guy works and he works hard.”
-Dusty Baker, forcing himself to like Jason Dubois.
“I get calls from guys and organizations about what they hear and read.
[They say] That his arm is about to fall off. That’s about as far from the truth as anything.”
-Dusty Baker, not hiding that Kerry Wood is being used as trade bait.
“We’re almost whole. It’s a good feeling to be almost whole.
We weren’t almost whole until August last year.”
-Dusty Baker, telling the whole truth.
"I don't want to mess up [Hollandsworth's] swing;
plus, right- handers have been hitting a little better against him than left-handers.”
-Dusty Baker, not caring about rookies.
“Plus, they can hit, If you can hit, sooner or later, you’ll hit.”
-Dusty Baker, physics erudite.
